Don't get too down in the dumps about the news that the Kardashians
won't have a family Christmas card this year, because another celebrity
holiday tradition is alive and well: Gwyneth Paltrow's lifestyle website
Goop has released its annual gift guide, filled (as always) with expensive and sometimes ridiculous items that non-celebrities are unlikely to find under the tree.
"We tried to keep as much as possible at the $100 mark, though there
are some splurges on here for your nearest and dearest," the website
reads. "Plus, a girl can always dream."
Of course, Paltrow, an Oscar-winning movie star, doesn't have to
dream, but it's nice of her to say that for our benefit. By now, though,
we've come to expect Paltrow to recommend outrageous purchases. This is
the same woman who once wrote
— without a hint of sarcasm, mind you — that one of the best things
she'd ever done as a cook was get a wood-burning pizza oven in her
garden.
Well, Paltrow delivered once again! Her picks this year include a
sparkling gold juicer and other gourmet kitchen supplies, vases with
price tags up to $12,000, beautiful designer garments, and overpriced
objects of every sort. Even the kiddies get in on the fun!
Here (drumroll, please) are some of this year's most outrageous items: Easy Health Angel Juicer plated in 24K gold, $4,739: Goop writes that the item's "absurd, but awesome." But can a juicer be thatawesome? M42 polished steel watch, $1,090: In case a Fossil just isn't good enough for Dad, and you happen to have inherited a lot of money from him (or Mom). Travel backgammon set, $550: Goop notes that the
buyer is getting, "hours of entertainment in a slick little case." But
the key word is "little." Why so much?! Valentino camouflage canvas trolley, $4,545: Just because it's camo, doesn't mean it's cheap. It should, but it doesn't. Lobmeyr Tulipmania water pitcher, $428: No, we didn't forget any decimal points, and yes, it's just a water pitcher.
Golden Goose Slide Sneakers for boys, $575: So your tween son can be better heeled than you!
Cartier's Juste Un Clau bracelet, $7,600: Because everyone has Cartier under the tree...
Anita Ko safety pin single earring, $1,995: Luckily, you only need one of them!
As promised, those of us who
can't afford the pricier items on the list can still find a few things
with a smaller price tag. Cheaper gifts in the guide include sleep masks
for $22, kids' Bingo boards in French and Spanish for $16, and a bag of
sea salt for $18.
So... an extravagant gold juicer or a condiment? Somehow, it's just not the same.
The Rivers State Chapter of the All Progressives Congress (APC) has
declared that it will beat the main opposition party in the State, the
Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), ruthlessly during next year’s
governorship and other elections.
“We have nothing to worry about because there is no visible opposition
in the State. The PDP, which has been making noise all over the place,
is only blowing hot air and will be trounced at the polls next year,”
Rivers APC Chairman, Dr. Davies Ibiamu Ikanya, said.
Dr. Ikanya, in a statement issued Thursday November 13, 2014 in Port
Harcourt, said there was no way PDP could dislodge APC in the State
during next year’s polls.
“This assurance has become necessary due to enquiries by some political
observers, who are expressing surprise that APC seems not to be doing
much with regard to campaigns for the 2015 gubernatorial elections at a
time when PDP aspirants have pasted their posters in many parts of the
State, especially the capital city of Port Harcourt. Our party members
and supporters should rest assured that all is well and that Rivers APC
is ever ready for the 2015 elections.”
He insisted that APC as a party is divinely positioned to win both the Rivers State governorship elections and the Presidency.
On why Rivers APC governorship aspirants have not engaged in a poster
war with their PDP counterparts, Dr. Ikanya said: “Not all APC guber
aspirants have been quiet. For instance, the posters of Hon. Engr.
Victoria W Nyeche and the billboards of Elder Chidi Wihioka are all over
the town. We do not, however, consider this necessary in view of the
fact that in APC we are one cohesive, vibrant and united family, with
Governor Chibuike Rotimi Amaechi as our leader.
"We encourage those interested to run for public office to consult and
campaign among members of the family first to receive their blessings
and once they succeed in this regard, they can then go out to educate
the public about their aspirations, including through posters and
billboards. At the moment, most of the aspirants are involved in what I
call in-house campaigns. By next week most of them will be encouraged by
the family to go out for campaigns and people will start seeing massive
posters and billboards all over the place to educate all about their
aspirations.”
On why the party adopted this strategy, Dr. Ikanya said it was in view
of the lack of any strong opposition in the State. His words: “PDP,
which was supposed to be a vibrant opposition, is now in a sorrowful
state with the help of former junior minster for education, Chief Nyesom
Wike, whose imposition as governorship candidate has rendered the party
in the State comatose, even as the 16 other guber aspirants from the
party continue to kick, thereby making the party a laughing stock
“The following statement by a political analyst underscores how Wike,
former governor Peter Odili and the family of President Jonathan are
helping us so much in our campaigns: ‘If Wike is allowed by the
leadership of the PDP to emerge as governor of Rivers State, it will
mean that for 24 years, the people of Rivers mainland would have ruled
the state at the expense and great marginalisation of the other major
ethnic nationalities’.”
Dr. Ikanya assured Rivers people that APC will present the best
candidates for all the elective posts. “We are fully aware that Rivers
people expect us to form the next government in the State and we don’t
want to abuse this privilege,” he said.
The Rivers APC Chairman said: “APC has been divinely set up to address
the evil, injustice and lack of equity in PDP. Based on this fact we as a
party have zoned our guber slot to the South East Senatorial District.
In this regard, as the government-in-waiting, we have been busy studying
the report of the Research Team we commissioned to produce a blueprint
on where we want to take Rivers State from 2015 to 2019”.
Culled from olu famous
Thursday, 13 November 2014
Jonathan leading a malfunctioning government –says Tambuwal
The polity was astir with mixed views on President Goodluck Jonathan’s
elaborate declaration to seek for re-election. Leaders of the leading
main opposition APC have however insisted that the timing was wrong and
insensitive, given the killing of 47 students in Potiskum, Yobe State,
adding that they will give President Jonathan a thorough electoral
beating at the 2015 polls.
Jonathan danced on the grave of dead students, APC insists
In Benin City, the Edo State capital, the national leadership of the APC
and governors of the party led by Gov Adams Oshiomhole of Edo State, at
a rally, faulted the second term declaration of Jonathan, saying the
President danced on the graves of innocent children, who were killed by
the Boko Haram sect.
Jonathan will lose Bayelsa in 2015 – Oshiomhole
On his part, Governor Oshiomhole declared that President Jonathan will
lose in his Bayelsa State in 2015 and be sacked from Aso Rock for an APC
President to take over.
House of Reps Speaker, Aminu Tambuwal, said Jonathan was leading a malfunctioning government.
Tambuwal insisted that PDP government had failed the country, noting
that Nigerians were deceived to vote President Jonathan in his first
tenure, stressing that Nigerians must not vote any more based on stupid
sentiments but on credibility, irrespective of the tribe of the person.
According to Vanguard, At the well attended APC rally in Benin, former
Minister of State for Works, Engr Chris Ogienwonyi and his supporters
defected to the APC from the PDP.
Governor Oshiomhole, who reeled out his achievements in the last six
years pooh poohed Jonathan for his comment that the PDP will capture Edo
and Rivers states in 2015 and 2016.
He said: “When President Jonathan was here in September to launch the
South-South rally of the PDP, he was reported as saying that Edo State
will fall to PDP.
"He went on to say that Rivers will fall to PDP. Look at the word he
used ‘fall.’ I want to put him on notice that Edo State is not an enemy
territory to be felled by an Armed Forces and the Commander-in-Chief
must not target Edo for falling. Edo will stand and march on. On the
contrary, APC will defeat the President in Bayelsa State.
“APC will defeat PDP in Rivers State. APC will defeat PDP in Cross River
State. APC will defeat PDP in Delta State. APC will continue to bury
PDP in Edo State. What is the score card of the PDP in Edo State and in
Nigeria? Failure!"
Jennifer Lawrence at U.K. premiere of 'Mockingjay' (Getty Images)
Don't fart or watch reality shows? Then you probably don't stand a chance with Jennifer Lawrence when it comes to romance. The Hunger Games star recently spoke with French magazineMadame Figaro and
revealed that the type of guy for her is "one who allows her to be
herself in all situations." She added, "Otherwise, you might as well
stay single." Wonder if Chris Martin fits the bill? The couple of four months split in October; however People reports that Jen may be back together with Gwyneth Paltrow's ex. As discovered in Lawrence's sit down with Vanity Fair, the real J.Law is someone who isn't embarrassed by loud bodily functions and enjoys a good episode of The Real Housewives. Of course, we know all of this because the 24-year-old actress has embarked on a media blitz to promote The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1, but if it were up to her, you would know nothing about her love of reality TV. "I always had a very clear idea of the type of course I wanted —
acting, that's all," she told the mag. "Of course, by contract, I must
assure a media presence to promote my work. But if I had a choice, you
wouldn't hear me express myself except in movies." That's partly why it took Jen three days to accept the role of Katniss Everdeen. "I realized that whatever I do, at any level, I would lose a
part of my private life," she explained. "For each 'everyday' photo
published, I generally spent three hours playing cat and mouse with
photographers." So don't hold your breath for any goofie J.Law selfies… the
Oscar winner won't be joining Twitter or Instagram anytime soon. "All
that doesn't interest me for a second!" she confessed. "I'm always
hundreds of emails behind." Guess that means we can't look to social media to keep up to date on Lawrence's relationship status.
The Akwa Ibom state government has debunked reports of stampede and
deaths during the opening ceremony of the ultra modern Akwa Ibom
International Stadium in Uyo on Friday Nov 7. The State Commissioner for
Information and Communications, Mr. Aniekan Umanah who was present at
the event says the report making the rounds on the internet was complete
falsehood;
“Though there were cases of exhaustion and tiredness due to the
massive crowd that turned out to part of the grand occasion, no death
was recorded throughout the duration of the event that lasted for about
for about seven hours,” he said.